Outings

Hey Guys n Gals....

I'm alvin here again =) Jus discharged from hospital seen that the blog seems stagnent so i decide to entertain u all by telling some interesting stuff i have seen in the hospital =)

In my stay in hospital i've seen all kind of patients from all walks of life...Here i will mention to u some of the more unusual ones i have witnessed tat have nv fail to amuse me! =)

Patient number 1: A 65 year old Man. Whole life nv work before and still being supported by his parents who are already 80 plus...He is super noisy...talk n talk non stop in the ward...has been trying to be the longest staying patient in the hospital's history for a cut on his foot...He stayed for a total of 1 month 1 day before being chased out of the hospital...He literally find any fault he can find in the hospital to prolong his stay...for ex he got a mosquito bite in hospital den he demanded to be warded further cuz he suspect the mosquito is a dengue carrier =P Besides, he also try to prolong his stay by refusing to walk out of hospital and claiming his leg is too weak to walk!! =)

Patient number 2: This man is special...He is born in the year 1919...Has gone through world war 1 and world war 2 unharmed and still very fit..tink even fitter than me now! =) Has contracted cancer n requires operation..However, he does not want to operate, he rather believes in some pills a quake doctor gave him many years ago and claims the med can cure all diseases...He even slip a pill into my med...luckily a nurse saw it la!! Wah lau!! He is a gambler too..everyday forces the nurse to go out but toto 4-D for him...His dying wish? To strike 4-D or toto once! =) Besides, he oso like to play doc..always teaching the nurses n doc wat to do whenever they do their rounds..if not for the fact he is so old i am sure the nurses n docs will beat him up la! =)

Patient number 3: Another old man...He is already 50..warded cuz his whole body bcome bloated...literally...like those seen in movies lidat..den he went for operation to remove body fluids...He is a manager of a KTV lounge..keep asking me to patronise him..but there's a problem..his ktv is in Geylang Lorong 15!!! A dirty lounge...He oso has a dying wish..He wants to open a clean KTV along orchard road one day..Hmm if he ever fulfill his dream den i'll go to his "Clean" KTV lor!!!=)

Anw tat's all for now..my left hand still bloated from the pencillin and amylopcin IV drips for 4 days...cant type le..Oh..my title is outings rite? yea lets have some more of it before sch re-opens! Be it mahjong movies soccer BBQ or anything!!! enjoy the holidays while it lasts! Dun be like me haven even enjoy yet =( Ok till den u guys take care! =)